I. I just. I don’t even know what to say.
And then deep in stoppage time, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain hit a long free kick deep into the box. Dejan Lovren got a head on it at the far post and booped it over to the other side of the goal.
From there, Ragnar Klavan leaped up like a goddamn Norse god and forced the ball into the back of the net through his mighty frame and sheer force of will.
All this at the tail goddamn end of stoppage time. Liverpool got their late game winner, and it’s all thanks to our centerbacks. What a time to be alive.
That’s all she wrote! Liverpool beat Burnley 2-1. This sport is effing wild.