By now you've probably seen internet rumors about a possible transfer involving former Brazilian wonderkid Alexandre Pato and Liverpool. Reporters have obviously seen them and even went as far as asking the Red's boss, Jurgen Klopp, about the link. The German responded to the rumor in the most eloquent and smooth way I've ever seen a manager handle such things.
Klopp on Pato rumours: "My private advice to you is don't follow the Pato path any longer."
— James Pearce (@JamesPearceEcho) January 11, 2016
BAM! Managers deny rumors all the time, but for some reason that seems about as trustworthy and distinct of a response as you'll ever get. Thanks for the clarification, Jurgen!