You’ve probably spent the last month or so stuck in self-isolation. Which means you’ve probably seen the meme. You know, the one where somebody puts together a bunch of arbitrary houses based on some theme or other and then everyone has to pick which house they’d most want to be stuck in for the next forever.
Sooner or later, somebody was going to do one based on Liverpool Football Club. And that somebody might as well be us. So. Hello, hello, here we go. The Managers, current players, former players, the pundits, and the famous fans. All stuck in a house. With you.
Do you want to be in Jürgen Klopp’s house? Wonderful, but that means you’re also stuck with Michael Owen. But then Alison is in there cooking great barbecue—but maybe also trying to baptize you? And Liam Neeson and Mel C are also there because reasons. Look, we’re not entirely sure about the logic of this, we just know you have to choose.
And if Klopp and Owen aren’t your thing, you could choose the house with famous fan John Oliver, which might be pretty cool. But Roy Hodgson is there as well but maybe he’ll mostly keep to himself drinking tea and napping and muttering about how he revolutionized football in Scandinavia?
Or you could pick the house with both Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher in it. We’re honestly not sure if that’s good or bad—but we do know that Stevie snuck the complete discography of Phil Collins in with him.
Now get to choosing.