June 13th Open Thread: Nunez! and the Spam Bots are getting clever.

Spam bots almost got me this morning.

Welcome to the Open Thread, your half-weekly dose of zany TLO randomness. Anything goes, within reason. Buying a house and want advise on the process? Post your questions here! Already bought a house and have a question on something happening in the house? Ask This Old TLO. Have a bizarre legal situation arise and need some non-binding legal advice from strangers who claim to be lawyers? We've got dozens of them apparently! Want to make others jealous of the amazing lunch you have waiting in your office fridge? Keep that to yourself we don't need more reminders our cold cut sandwich is going to suck. Have big exciting news and want to get some positive affirmations? We've got plenty for you! On to the schedule:

Monday: Kazakhstan v. Slovakia (10am FS2), Azerbaijan v. Belarus (12pm FS2), AFC v. CONMEBOL WC Playoff: Australia v. Peru (2pm FS1), Denmark v. Austria (2:45pm FS2), Botafogo v. Avai (6pm Paramount+), CONCACAF Nations League starts at 7, ends with Hondruas v. Canada (10pm Paramount+)

Tuesday: Armenia v. Scotland (12pm FS2), CONCACAF v. OFC WC Playoff: Costa Rica v. New Zealand (2pm FS2), Germany v. Italy (2:45pm FS1), CONCACAF Nations League starts at 3pm, ends with Jamaica v. Mexico (8pm Paramount+) and El Salvador v. USMNT (10pm FS1)

Wednesday: Barracas Central v. Union Santa Fe (1pm Paramount+), Banfield v. Central Cordoba SdE & Atletico Tucuman v. Lanus (3:30pm Paramount+), Colon v. River Plate (6pm Paramount+), RB Bragantino v. Coritiba & Ceara v. Atletico Mineiro (6pm Paramount+), Flamengo v. Cuiaba, Palmeiras v. Atletico Goianiense, Goias v. Internacional (7:30pm Paramount+), Valour v. Cavalry (8pm FS2), Boca Juniors v. Tigre, America Mineiro v. Fluminense, Athletico-PR v. Corinthians (8:30pm Paramount+)

Thursday: Botafogo v. Sao Paulo (3pm Paramount+), Avai v. Fortaleza, Rosario Central v. Godoy Cruz, Argentinos Juniors v. Independiente (6pm Paramount+), Plaatense v. Gimnasia La Plata, Racing Club v. Velez Sarsfield (8:30pm Paramount+)

Friday: Washington Spirit v. Racing Louisville FC (7:30pm Paramount+)

Saturday: Seattle Sounders v. LAFC (3pm ABC), Atletico Goianiense v. Juventude (3:30pm Paramount+), LA Galaxy v. Portland Timbers (5pm ESPN), Arsenal v. Talleres Cordoba (5pm Paramount+), Cuiaba v. Ceara (6pm Paramount+), Sarmiento v. Patronato (7:30pm Paramount+), Santos v. RB Bragatino (8pm Paramount+), KC Current v. Chicago Red Stars (8:30pm Paramount+), OL Reign v. Angel City (10pm Paramount+)

Sunday: Tigre v. Banfield (12pm Paramount+), Lanus v. Colon & Huracan v. Atletico Tucuman (2:30pm Paramount+);

3pm - Atlanta United v. Inter Miami (ESPN2), Tenerife v. Girona (ESPN+), Portland Thorns v. Orlando Pride, Atletico Mineiro v. Flamengo, Corinthians v. Goias, Coritiba v. Athletico-PR (Paramount+); Gotham FC v. San Diego Wave (4pm Paramount+); 5pm - NYCFC v. Colorado Rapids (ESPN+), NC Courage v. Houston Dash, Union Santa Fe v. River Plate, Internacional v. Botafogo, Fortaleza v. America Mineiro (Paramount+), Edmonton v. Atletico Ottawa (FS2); Fluminense v. Avai (6pm Paramount+), Nashville SC v. Sporting KC (6pm FS1), Barracas Central v. Boca Juniors (7:30pm Paramount+)

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