May 6th-8th Open Thread

Welcome to the Open Thread, your half-weekly dose of zany TLO randomness. Anything goes, within reason. Buying a house and want advise on the process? Post your questions here! Already bought a house and have a question on something happening in the house? Ask This Old TLO. Have a bizarre legal situation arise and need some non-binding legal advice from strangers who claim to be lawyers? We've got dozens of them apparently! Want to make others jealous of the amazing lunch you have waiting in your office fridge? Keep that to yourself we don't need more reminders our cold cut sandwich is going to suck. Have big exciting news and want to get some positive affirmations? We've got plenty for you! On to the schedule:

Monday: Salford City v. Mansfield Town (7:30am ESPN+), Port Vale v. Newport County (10am ESPN+), Fulham v. Luton Town (12:15pm ESPN+), German Everton Bayer Leverkusen v. Eintracht Frankfurt & Monchengladbach v. RB Leipzig (2:30pm ESPN+) Manchester United v. Brentford (3pm USA)

Tuesday: AFC Bournemouth v. Nottingham Forest (2pm ESPN+), Villarreal v. LIVERPOOL (3pm CBS)

Wednesday: Real Madrid v. Manchester City (3pm CBS), FC Cincinnati v. Toronto FC (7:30pm ESPN+)

Thursday: Salernitana v. Venezia (12pm Paramount+), Rangers v. RB Leipzig, Eintracht Frankfurt v. West Ham United, Roma v. Leicester City, Marseille v. Feyenoord (3pm Paramount+)

Friday: Inter Milan v. Empoli (12:45pm Paramount+), VfL Bochum v. Arminia Bielefeld (2:30pm ESPN+), Sunderland v. Sheffield Wednesday (2:45pm ESPN+), Genoa v. Juventus (3pm Paramount+), Levante v. Real Sociedad (3pm ESPN+), Charleston Battery v. Memphis 901 (7pm ESPN+)

Saturday: Chelsea v. Wolverhampton Wanderers (10am USA); Brentford v. Southampton, Burnley v. Aston Villa, Crystal Palace v. Watford (10am Peacock); Brighton & Hove Albion v. Manchester United (12:30pm NBC), LIVERPOOL v. Tottenham Hotspur (2:45pm USA)

Sunday: Arsenal v. Leeds United, Leicester City v. Everton, Norwich City v. West Ham United (9am Peacock?), Manchester City v. Newcastle United (11:30am USA)

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