May 23rd & 24th Open Thread: The Treble still lives!

Welcome to the Open Thread, your half-weekly dose of zany TLO randomness. Anything goes, within reason. Buying a house and want advise on the process? Post your questions here! Already bought a house and have a question on something happening in the house? Ask This Old TLO. Have a bizarre legal situation arise and need some non-binding legal advice from strangers who claim to be lawyers? We've got dozens of them apparently! Want to make others jealous of the amazing lunch you have waiting in your office fridge? Keep that to yourself we don't need more reminders our cold cut sandwich is going to suck. Have big exciting news and want to get some positive affirmations? We've got plenty for you! On to the schedule:

Monday: Spain U17 v. Serbia U17 & Belgium U17 v. Turkey U17 (10:30am ESPN3), Portugal U17 v. Denmark U17 & Sweden U17 v. Scotland U17 (1pm ESPN3), Hamburger SV v. Hertha BAC (2:30pm ESPN+ - Bundesliga Relegation Playoff leg 2), St. Johnstone v. Inverness Caledonian Thistle (2:45pm Paramount+ - Scottish Premiership Relegation Playoff second leg)

Tuesday: Dynamo Dresden v. 1. FC Kaiserslautern (2:30pm ESPN+ - 2. Bundesliga Relegation Playoff second leg)

Wednesday: AS Roma v. Feyenoord (3pm Paramount+ - UECL Final)

Thursday: Nothing

Friday: Orlando Pride v. Washington Spirit (7pm CBSSN)

Saturday: LIVERPOOL v. Real Madrid (3pm CBS/Paramount+)

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