May 16th Open Thread

Welcome to the Open Thread, your half-weekly dose of zany TLO randomness. Anything goes, within reason. Buying a house and want advise on the process? Post your questions here! Already bought a house and have a question on something happening in the house? Ask This Old TLO. Have a bizarre legal situation arise and need some non-binding legal advice from strangers who claim to be lawyers? We've got dozens of them apparently! Want to make others jealous of the amazing lunch you have waiting in your office fridge? Keep that to yourself we don't need more reminders our cold cut sandwich is going to suck. Have big exciting news and want to get some positive affirmations? We've got plenty for you! On to the schedule:

Monday: Italy U17 v. Germany U17 & France U17 v. Poland U17 (10:30am ESPN3), Sampdoria v. Fiorentina (12:30pm Paramount+), Israel U17 v. Luxembourg U17 & Bulgaria U17 v. Netherlands U17 (1pm ESPN3), Juventus v. Lazio (2:45pm Paramount+), Huddersfield Town v. Luton Town (2:45pm ESPN+), Saudi Sportswashing Exercise v. Wal-Mart Profits FC (3pm USA), Boston River v. Uruguayan LIVERPOOL (5pm Fanatiz USA)

Tuesday: Nottingham Forest v. Sheffield United (2:45pm ESPN+), Southampton v. LIVERPOOL (2:45pm USA)

Wednesday: Northampton Town v. Mansfield Town (2:45pm ESPN+), UEL Final - Eintracht Frankfurt v. Rangers (3pm CBSSN/Paramount+)

Thursday: Germany U17 v. Luxembourg U17 & Netherlands U17 v. Poland U17 (10:30am ESPN3), Israel U17 v. Italy U17 & France U17 v. Bulgaria U17 (1pm ESPN3), Hertha BSC v. Hamburger SV (2:30pm ESPN+), Port Vale v. Swindon Town (2:45pm ESPN+), Everton v. Crystal Palace (2:45pm USA), Aston Villa v. Burnley (3pm Peacock), Chelsea v. Leicester City (3pm Peacock)

Friday: Denmark U17 v. Scotland U17 & Serbia U17 v. Turkey U17 (7:30am ESPN3), Portugal U17 v. Sweden U17 & Spain U17 v. Belgium U17 (9:30am ESPN3)

Saturday: Rangers v. Hearts of Midlothian (10am ESPN+), Sunderland v. Wycombe Wanderers (10am ESPN+), SC Freiburg v. RB Leipzig (2pm ESPN+)

Sunday: LIVERPOOL v. Wolverhampton Wanderers (11am TBD), Manchester City v. Aston Villa (11am TBD); Brentford v. Leeds United, Arsenal v. Everton, Burnley v. Newcastle United, Norwich City v. Tottenham Hotspur, Brighton & Hove Albion v. West Ham United, Crystal Palace v. Manchester United, Chelsea v. Watford, Leicester City v. Southampton

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