Three gameweeks in, & the table is about as meaningful as the real league table. Let's check in regardless.
Both Same Team! & The Wyenberg have enjoyed perfect starts, with 9 points apiece. steady & Childish Firmino have both been unfortunate to not pick up any points yet. They can duke it out for the Wolves Award. Currently languishing in midtable on just 3 points is Da Ali B Show, despite enjoying the third highest score. That league placement surely won't last if their good form continues.
In the comments, tell us your reason for not blowing up your FPL team structure to bring in the rapist.