Welcome to the Open Thread, your half-weekly dose of zany TLO randomness. Anything goes, within reason. Buying a house and want advise on the process? Post your questions here! Have a bizarre legal situation arise and need some non-binding legal advice from strangers who claim to be lawyers? We've got dozens of them apparently! Want to make others jealous of the amazing lunch you have waiting in your office fridge? Keep that to yourself we don't need more reminders our cold cut sandwich is going to suck. Have big exciting news and want to get some positive affirmations? We've got plenty for you! On to the schedule:

Monday: Ternana v. Crotone (2:30pm Fox Soccer Plus), Derby County v. Queens Park Rangers (2:45pm ESPN+), Osasuna v. Elche & Eibar v. Girona (3pm ESPN+), Union Santa Fe v. Atletico Tucuman (3pm Paramount+), Racing Club v. Lanus (5:15pm Paramount+), Platense v. Huracan & Central Cordoba SdE v. Arsenal (7:30pm Paramount+)

Tuesday: Australia WNT v. USWNT (4:05am ESPN), Denmark WNT v. Russia WNT (12pm Paramount+), Atalanta v. Venezia & Fiorentina v. Sampdoria (12:30pm Paramount+), Laguna v. Granada, Victoria CF v. Villarreal, Unami CP v. Deportivo Alaves (1pm ESPN+), England WNT v. Latvia WNT (2pm Paramount+), Relegation 6 pointer featuring the 14th letter of the alphabet - Newcastle United v. Norwich City (2:30pm Peaconk), Salernitana v. Juventus, Hellas Verona v. Cagliari, Motherwell v. Dundee United (2:45pm Paramount+), Mollerussa v. Getafe & Ebro v. Celta de Vigo (3pm ESPN+) Leeds United v. Crystal Palace (3:15pm NBCSN), New England v. NYCFC (7:30pm FS1)