Welcome to the Open Thread, your half-weekly dose of zany TLO randomness. Anything goes, within reason. Buying a house and want advise on the process? Post your questions here! Have a bizarre legal situation arise and need some non-binding legal advice from strangers who claim to be lawyers? We've got dozens of them apparently! Want to make others jealous of the amazing lunch you have waiting in your office fridge? Keep that to yourself we don't need more reminders our cold cut sandwich is going to suck. Have big exciting news and want to get some positive affirmations? We've got plenty for you! On to the schedule:


Wednesday: Spartak Moscow v. Napoli (10:30am Paramount+), Besiktas v. Ajax & Inter Milan v. Shakhtar Donetsk (12:45pm Paramount+), Manchester City v. PSG, Sheriff Tiraspol v. Real Madrid, Atlético Madrid v. AC Milan, Club Brugge v. RB Leipzig, Sporting CP v. Borussia Dortmund, LIVERPOOL v. Porto (3pm Paramount+)

Thursday: Kairat v. Basel & Flora v. Partizan (10:30am Paramount+), 13 matches + Rapid Wien v. West Ham United & Mura v. Tottenham Hotspur (12:45pm Paramount+), 12 matches + Leicester City v. Legia Warszawa (3pm Paramount+), Colorado Rapids v. Portland TImbers (4:30pm FOX)

Friday: German Women's National Team v. Turkish Women's National Team (10am Paramount+), Stuttgart v. Mainz 05 (2:30pm ESPN+), Cagliari v. Salernitana (2:45pm Paramount+), Athletic Bilbao v. Granada & West Bromwich Albion v. Nottingham Forest (3pm ESPN+), Australian Women's Team v. USWNT (11pm FS2)

Saturday: Preston North End v. Fulham (7:30am ESPN+), Arsenal v. Newcastle United (7:30am NBCSN), LIVERPOOL v. Southampton (10am USA Network),. Norwich City v. Wolverhampton Wanderers (10am NBCSN), Crystal Palace v. Aston Villa (10am Peacock), Brighton & Hove Albion v. Leeds United (12:30pm NBC)

Sunday: Brentford v. Everton, Leicester City v. Watford, Burnley v. Tottenham Hotspur, Manchester City v. West Ham United (9am Peaconk), Chelsea v. Manchester United (11:30am Peaconk)