Welcome to the Open Thread, your half-weekly dose of zany TLO randomness. Anything goes, within reason. Buying a house and want advise on the process? Post your questions here! Have a bizarre legal situation arise and need some non-binding legal advice from strangers who claim to be lawyers? We've got dozens of them apparently! Want to make others jealous of the amazing lunch you have waiting in your office fridge? Keep that to yourself we don't need more reminders our cold cut sandwich is going to suck. Have big exciting news and want to get some positive affirmations? We've got plenty for you! On to the schedule:


Wednesday: Hoffenheim Women v. Barcelona Women & Hãcken Women v. Benfica Women (12:45pm DAZN), Blackburn Rovers Women v. LIVERPOOL WOMEN (2pm LFCTV) Manchester Women's Derby (2pm FA Player), Stockport County v. Bolton Wanderers (2:45pm ESPN+), Arsenal Women v. Køge Women & Bayern Munich Women v. Lyon Women (3pm DAZN)

Thursday: Wolfsburg Women v. Juventus Women (12:45pm DAZN), Real Madrid Women v. PSG Women & Chelsea WOmen v. Servette Chênois Women (3pm DAZN)