October 29th -31st Open Thread

Welcome to the Open Thread, your half-weekly dose of zany TLO randomness. Anything goes, within reason. Buying a house and want advise on the process? Post your questions here! Have a bizarre legal situation arise and need some non-binding legal advice from strangers who claim to be lawyers? We've got dozens of them apparently! Want to make others jealous of the amazing lunch you have waiting in your office fridge? Keep that to yourself we don't need more reminders our cold cut sandwich is going to suck. Have big exciting news and want to get some positive affirmations? We've got plenty for you! On to the schedule:

Friday: Hoffenheim v. Hertha BSC (2:30pm ESPN+), Queens Park Rangers v. Nottingham Forest (2:45pm ESPN+)

Saturday: Leicester City v. Arsenal (7:30am NBCSN), Manchester City v. Crystal Palace (10am NBCSN), LIVERPOOL v. Burnley (10am USA Network), Burnley v. Brentford, Newcastle United v. Chelsea, Watford v. Southampton (10am Peaconk), Hellas Verona v. Juventus (12pm Paramount+), Tottenham Hotspur v. Manchester United (12:30pm NBC), Eintracht Frankfurt v. RB Leipzig, Valencia v. Villarreal (12:30 ESPN+), Heracles v. Ajax (12:45pm ESPN+), Sint-Truiden v. Club Brugge (2:45pm ESPN+), Torino v. Sampdoria (2:45pm Paramount+), Reading v. Bournemouth, Barcelona v. Deportivo Alaves, AZ Alkmaar v. PEC Zwolle (3pm ESPN+), MLS Afternoon/evening

Sunday: Sparta Rotterdam v. Feyenoord (7:15am ESPN+), Inter Milan v. Udinese (7:30am Paramount+), Motherwell v. Rangers (8am Paramount+), Zulte-Waregem v. KAA Genk (8:30am ESPN+), Cadiz v. Mallorca (9am ESPN+), Norwich City v. Leeds United (10am NBCSN), Genoa v. Venezia, Sassuolo v. Empoli, Fiorentina v. Spezia (10am Paramount+), Norrköping v. Elfsborg (10am ESPN+), Augsburg v. Stuttgart (10:30am ESPN+), Continental Money Burnley v. Real Betis (11:15am ESPN+), Aston Villa v. West Ham United (12:30pm NBCSN), Borussia Monchengladbach v. VfL Bochum (12:30pm ESPN+), Salernitana v. Napoli (1pm Paramount+), Minnesota United v. Sporting KC (1pm ESPN), Getafe v. Espanyol (1:30pm ESPN+), Washington Spirit v. Houston Dash (2pm Paramount+), NJ/NY Gotham FC v. Racing Louisville (3pm CBSSN), Roma v. AC Milan (3:45pm Paramount+), Real Sociedad v. Athletic Club Bilbao (4pm ESPN+)

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