Welcome to the Open Thread, your half-weekly dose of zany TLO randomness. Anything goes, within reason. Buying a house and want advise on the process? Post your questions here! Have a bizarre legal situation arise and need some non-binding legal advice from strangers who claim to be lawyers? We've got dozens of them apparently! Want to make others jealous of the amazing lunch you have waiting in your office fridge? Keep that to yourself we don't need more reminders our cold cut sandwich is going to suck. Have big exciting news and want to get some positive affirmations? We've got plenty for you! On to the schedule:
Monday: Deportivo Alaves v. Real Betis (1pm ESPN+), Venezia v. Fiorentina (2:45pm Paramount+), Espanyol v. Cadiz (3pm ESPN+), Arsenal v. Crystal Palace (3pm Peaconk)
Tuesday: Celtic v. Ferencvaros (10:30am Paramount+), Besiktas v. Sporting CP (12:45pm Galavision/Paramount+), Club Brugge v. Manchester City (12:45pm TUDN/Paramount+), Stoke City v. AFC Bournemouth (2:45pm ESPN+), Tenerife v. Eibar (3pm ESPN+), Porto v. AC Milan, PSG v. RB Leipzig, Ajax v. Borussia Dortmund, Inter Milan v. Sheriff Tiraspol, Shakhtar Donetsk v. Real Madrid (3pm Paramount+), Atletico Madrid v. LIVERPOOL (3pm TUDN/Paramount+)
Wednesday: Spartak Moscow v. Leicester City (10:30am Paramount+), RB Salzburg v. VfL Wolfsburg (12:45pm Galavision/Paramount+), Barcelona v. Dynamo Kyiv (12:45pm TUDN/Paramount+), Lille v. Sevilla, Zenit St. Petersburg v. Juventus, Chelsea v. Malmö, Young Boys v. Villarreal, Benfica v. Bayern Munich (3pm Paramount+), Manchester United v. Atalanta (3pm TUDN/Paramount+), MLS in the evening.