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TLO Fantasy Premier League - The Updatening

Unlike those beautiful Merseyside mentality monsters, no FPL side in this league was able to get a 4th win & continue a perfect start. Both apoto & Alisson Wonderland [full disclosure: yours truly] took their first losses. It's now thoroughly crowded at the top with five real managers having earned 9 points, along with that rat bastard AVERAGE. Leaving aside that irredeemable calculated asshole AVERAGE, apoto & Craggie Island FC sit first & second in the league for the moment. Sides that can feel justifiably hard done by include Funky Brewster FC who remains winless despite scoring just two fewer than AVERAGE in fourth place, the scalawag. The game has offered little more consolation to SameTeam! who leads the league in strict scoring with 256 but has only one win & three points to show for it. Mo Mané Mo Titles continues to sit bottom, having brought in Marcus Rashford. Never trust a Manc, etc.

Share your conspiracy theories on who is really behind AVERAGE & any other gripes / triumphs from the pre-international break bit of the season

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