Have 20 minutes to spare? January 2nd and still calling out “sick”? Enjoy straining to watch grainy video? Well you’re in luck, because while the rest of the world spent New Year’s Day nursing headaches, some lovely chap by the name of LFC Raffaello was busy compiling all 111 goals Liverpool scored in the 2017 calendar into one glorious goalgasm of a video.
Remember future star, Trent Alexander-Arnold’s exquisite free kick on his Champions League debut?
Or when Lucas signed off on a glorious Liverpool career his first goal in nearly a decade?
And you forgot about that Emre Can’s bicycle kick, didn’t you?
From Roberto Firmino’s 25-yard volley to seal vital top four points against Stoke to Daniel Sturridge hitting 100 career senior goals; Philippe Coutinho embarrassing Brighton & Hove Albion by shooting a free kick under a jumping wall, the Maribor training dummies, £36.9m bargain Mohamed Salah’s insatiable goal hunger, plundering Arsenal for 11 goals in three games and all of Firmino’s weird ass goal celebrations—2017 for better or for worse, was a year to remember.
For a team that hasn’t won a league title in nearly 30 years, a European medal in 12, and only a solitary cup since 2012, Liverpool sure has made us happy. Do we need anything more than that?