“James Bond is a Liverpool Fan” Takes Commanding Lead in Race for Dumbest Outrage of the Season

I don’t know what happens when we die, and frankly, neither do you. I think it’s fair to say that, whatever happens (or doesn’t happen) in the hereafter, the life we have now is precious. Even if you believe in reincarnation, this is still the only life you’ll have as you. You know?

This is our one and precious life, and we only have so much time with it, and I think it’s incumbent on us to make it count as much as we’re able to.

Of course, we all spend a lot of our limited time passing through this vale of tears concerning ourselves with football. While I firmly believe that football is important and encompasses all the drama of everyday life, I can admit it’s a little silly to judge how anyone else spends their time when I’m obsessed with the particulars of grown men kicking a ball around a patch of grass.

And yet I do feel supremely confident in saying that if a well-known celebrity performer supporting a particular football club fills you with incandescent rage, it may be worthwhile to reevaluate your life choices.

With that, here is talkSPORT presenter Mike Parry taking to Twitter to vent his spleen over Daniel Craig, a longtime Liverpool fan, attending the Merseyside Derby earlier today. In the stands. At Anfield. Where other people can see him and where he can be photographed. Shameful, right?

So, celebrities aren’t allowed to express political opinions and now they can’t publicly express sports fandom. I suppose food preferences are next, right? Or maybe talking about how much they love cats will be a major faux pas? Maybe we should just pass a law saying celebrities can’t say anything about anything ever for risk of alienating people like Mike Parry.

It’s what Ian Fleming would’ve really wanted.

#logic.