The Life and Times of the Liverpool FC Supporter (on Twitter)

Champion’s League Group Stage Match: 21 November 2017

Result: Sevilla 3 - 3 Liverpool

LFC Twitter aftermath
(the names have been removed to protect our fans from one another)

Tweets:

• Moreno secretly loves Sevilla. Plus, where did an extra 4 minutes come from?
• My heart…I literally cannot take this anymore! Terrible, terrible performance second half, it’s as though we never left the dressing room. FFS!!!!
• Where is the leadership in our team? Utterly pathetic from all involved. Why do I still support you LFC? All you do is make me cry.
• We are utterly shite at the back. Abysmal in fact. Absolute joke team in every competition since always. Same old Liverpool.

Me: Well, I at least got to write an article about it.

Champion’s League Group Stage Match: 6 December 2017

Result: Liverpool 7 – 0 Spartak Moskva

LFC Twitter aftermath
(the names have been removed to protect our fans from one another but yeah they’re totally the same as above)

Tweets:

• What a great game! 4 in the kop end doesn’t get any better. Well Done lads!
• Got called deluded and over-confident for predicting 6 goals pre-match… Where you at?
• Don’t you just love the feeling when you wake up the morning after a Liverpool win!
• Wow, what an unbelievable run of results since Spurs game!! Back to being the Rampant Reds… Still absolutely buzzing!!

Me:

Right, then! On to the next one against Everton—I’ve heard that’s Scouse for awful (or horrific, woeful, abysmal… I could go on but we might be here all night!). So, up the Reds!