The Week in Comments: "There is a need to be upset :("

Liverpool Will Release Kolo Toure, Per Report

There is a need to be upset :(

— Bentaco

Is Philippe Coutinho Ready for a Barcelona Move?

Here's a complete list of LFC players ready for a move to Barcelona:

— RogerTheShrubber

Liverpool Release Players from 2015/16 Squad

Boots will be bagged, houses soon sold,
These signings once new, now suddenly old.
While all had hoped for a long stay in Red,
Now they search for a new start ahead.
They depart from Anfield and Melwood,
Hallowed turf where legends once stood.
So as they all leave to find a new home,
They can be sure they’ll Never Walk Alone.

— RedInOz

Liverpool’s Top Ten Selling Shirts (You Won’t Believe Number Six)

Chuck: Is it safe to say, then, that Coutinho is the playing face of the club? I mean, it’s quite clear that Jürgen Klopp has became the face of the club almost instantly when he took charge in October.

PhoenixTears: Insert PSG joke here

Agent moyes: 50 mill for Luiz

The surprising part isn’t that Migs is 6th. It is that that many people apparently buy the goalkeeper jersey.

— pretzalz

Rumour Mongering: Reds In For Hector, No, The Other One

Elizabeth: Did we only send scouts to Portugal and Germany or what.

troy433: Also to the country of southampton.

Rumour Mongering: Reds Rekindle Ruben Neves Interest

Harshit Vatsyayan: Porto's second name is Ransom. They can get a piece of rock from South America and a season later they’ll sell it for £20 million.

ITStheGP: Full disclosure, I have a third party ownership interest in said rock.

Phew. The form of our baseless rumors has really dropped off a cliff the past few weeks. Finally, a rumor whose baselessness could actually cause disappointment.

— Farce of Nature

Milner to England: “Don’t Lose”

Those are words.

— Chief Ralphie the Red

Sakho “Asked to Be Suspended” Says UEFA Doping Chief

"Dear Liverpool FC lawyers, please don’t sue us over Sakho being wrongfully barred from playing for his club. He asked to be banned. It wasn’t our doing. Honest."

— Noel

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If it's not on this list, what was your favourite comment (not made by you!) this week?