This must be a huge weight off his shoulders or was it his midriff
— Agent moyes
Barkeep! Fat burners for everyone!
— Ken Mueller
R2D_2: Liverpool bingo.
Missed out on top player? Check.
Paying higher price for completely different, older, and worse player? Check.
Zachary A. Marx: Plays for Southampton? Check.
troy433: Price above £20 m? Check.
Scored against us? Check.
Are me moaning about it? Check.
Ken Mueller: I don’t want to throw water on this parade but after further consideration I have to say I think Nerf is right – he’s not that hot. With the right lenses/filters, airbrushing, lighting, etc sure. But Au Natural? Notsomuch.
Of course, this is all subject to modification if he lives up to the billing I saw earlier – he allowed 20% fewer goals than expected. Compare that to Migs who allowed 20% more than expected. If we get a 40% swing from this lad all bets are off.
Nerf: Wanna bang?
Ken Mueller: what’s your xG to G ratio?
jakesinger7777: Over/under on folks misspelling his name as Lloris?
Nerf: Tiago Lloris Karius. The circle is complete.
ITStheGP: Mostly bummed because I had designs on switching my username to ITStheGotze’sPomade. Alas it was not to be. Suppose it could work for Grujic.
Elizabeth: I like to think GP stands for either General Practitioner because you're a doctor or Guinea Pig, after GP the Guinea Pig on classic Canadian kids TV show Polka Dot Door.
ITStheGP: GP is whatever you want it to be!
max-o: So, Gary Payton, how did you come to be a Liverpool supporter?
Tom Fooleree: Good question, max-o.
I first became aware of Liverpool when Adam Lallana signed and donned the number 20 shirt I first popularized and then immortalized in the Great Pacific Northwest. I gave Adam a ring to congratulate his move. He then let me know that I was his inspiration for his tenacious D, all action style, and trash talking. I was humbled and honored. If that wasn’t enough, before we said goodbye, Adam told me, "I got love for The Glove". I wished him well, and that I hope he finds his own Shawn Kemp. And wins a championship. And dedicates it to the Seattle Supersonics.
- Gary Payton
Yay EJ! Very fitting that the guy who routinely reminds us that humanity can be terrible would start his TLO writing career with an article that crushes dreams.
— Will Gregorich
Agent moyes: Is LTB gone? That’s terrible I will miss not knowing what he is talmabout
Chief Ralphie the Red: UrbanDictionary’s page views are going to take a big hit.
Next up: Götze signs with Aidy Ward
The Real Overachiever: Hugs
Got an injury-prone player nursing a knock? Already know everything you possibly could about him? Don’t need him to be fit for a few weeks? Better have him go extra hard in training today, Roy, you horse’s ass.
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