The Week in Comments: "Do you prefer Birlo or Xabi Aleonso?"

Loris Karius Reportedly Set to Join Liverpool

• Slick hair – tick
• Tattoos – tick
• German – tick
• Under 23 – tick

I think we’re good to go!

— Lord Wilberforce

hopefully we won’t be in as prekarius a position each time the opposition has a corner

— Bentaco

His dog’s name is Hugo.
His name is Loris.
We’ve finally done it.
WE’VE FINALLY SIGNED HUGO and LLORIS!!!

— Anfield Penguin

Bild is reporting that Loris Karius has officially changed his dog’s name from Hugo to Hugo Boss Tha’.

— ITStheGP

Liverpool Set to Exploit Loris Karius £4.7M Release Clause

Mr Sanchez: It is a very specific number to cite instead of the usual 5m, 8m, 10m, type rumors and I’ve seen that specific 4.7m for a few days now in the Echo. So that exact price would appear to be coming from someone journos trust as an inside source to negotiations.

G-Loff: Maybe Ayre found a coupon? Get a keeper for 40% off while supplies last

Rumour Mongering: Danny Drinkwater Liverpool Midfield General?

Petsen2: I’d rather drinkbeer if i’m honest

sxswilson: Do you prefer Birlo or Xabi Aleonso?

Petsen2: Gareth Ale

thatsMatt: Daniel Lager?

Petsen2: Beer-Emerick Aubameyang

Tras: Emre Can of Special Brew

G-Loff: Sounds better than a Milner light

tkired: Natty Clyne

Bentaco: (p)isco sour

Bentaco: or a xherdan daiquiri

Tras: Definitely better than Poulsen Canadian

Liverpool 1, Sevilla 3: First Thoughts

100% focus on the league next year. Let's recreate 13/14 and do one better.
Hoping this is a blessing in disguise.

— Chief Ralphie the Red

Vodka and Red Bull made me get a tattoo. I was locked so got one with my son’s name underneath it. Still haven’t got my other sons name anywhere and he was 7 this year. But he supports Utd so he doesn’t really count

— Agent moyes

Pre-Sevilla Overnight Open Thread

cfrobertsjr: Where will you be watching the game tomorrow?

Ed: in the sweet silence of my home where i can freak the fuck out like i did against dortmund and villarreal

Liverpool Reportedly Seal Piotr Zielinski Deal

Liverpool62: those extremely accurate chips over the defense are going to come in handy against teams that park the bus against us

CincyLPoolReds4ever: especially when they are floating into Bentekendowski next year

Khaine: That would require Benteke arriving in the box at some point

• Welcome to delurker DRJ7. Apologies if I missed anyone!
• Mr Sanchez looked towards this summer's transfer window and next season.
• Ken Mueller shared his team of the season based on his statistical model.
• RedSugarSexMagic looked at the who might finish Top Four next season.

If it's not on this list, what was your favourite comment (not made by you!) this week?