Loris Karius Reportedly Set to Join Liverpool
I think we’re good to go!
- Slick hair – tick
- Tattoos – tick
- German – tick
- Under 23 – tick
— Lord Wilberforce
hopefully we won’t be in as prekarius a position each time the opposition has a corner
His dog’s name is Hugo.
His name is Loris.
We’ve finally done it.
WE’VE FINALLY SIGNED HUGO
— Anfield Penguin
Bild is reporting that Loris Karius has officially changed his dog’s name from Hugo to Hugo Boss Tha’.
Liverpool Set to Exploit Loris Karius £4.7M Release Clause
Mr Sanchez: It is a very specific number to cite instead of the usual 5m, 8m, 10m, type rumors and I’ve seen that specific 4.7m for a few days now in the Echo. So that exact price would appear to be coming from someone journos trust as an inside source to negotiations.
G-Loff: Maybe Ayre found a coupon? Get a keeper for 40% off while supplies last
Rumour Mongering: Danny Drinkwater Liverpool Midfield General?
Petsen2: I’d rather drinkbeer if i’m honest
sxswilson: Do you prefer Birlo or Xabi Aleonso?
Petsen2: Gareth Ale
thatsMatt: Daniel Lager?
Petsen2: Beer-Emerick Aubameyang
Tras: Emre Can of Special Brew
G-Loff: Sounds better than a Milner light
tkired: Natty Clyne
Bentaco: (p)isco sour
Bentaco: or a xherdan daiquiri
Tras: Definitely better than Poulsen Canadian
Liverpool 1, Sevilla 3: First Thoughts
100% focus on the league next year. Let's recreate 13/14 and do one better.
Hoping this is a blessing in disguise.
— Chief Ralphie the Red
Vodka and Red Bull made me get a tattoo. I was locked so got one with my son’s name underneath it. Still haven’t got my other sons name anywhere and he was 7 this year. But he supports Utd so he doesn’t really count
— Agent moyes
Pre-Sevilla Overnight Open Thread
cfrobertsjr: Where will you be watching the game tomorrow?
Ed: in the sweet silence of my home where i can freak the fuck out like i did against dortmund and villarreal
Liverpool Reportedly Seal Piotr Zielinski Deal
Liverpool62: those extremely accurate chips over the defense are going to come in handy against teams that park the bus against us
CincyLPoolReds4ever: especially when they are floating into Bentekendowski next year
Khaine: That would require Benteke arriving in the box at some point
- Welcome to delurker DRJ7. Apologies if I missed anyone!
- Mr Sanchez looked towards this summer's transfer window and next season.
- Ken Mueller shared his team of the season based on his statistical model.
- RedSugarSexMagic looked at the who might finish Top Four next season.
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