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Community Comments
Brendan Rodgers Reportedly Set for Swansea Return
R2D_2: I’d honestly wish him all the best with Swansea. He did a fantastic job with them and if they’re looking for someone who can maintain their Premiership status until further notice, he’d be a great fit.
Brendan Rodgers is a very likeable man when he’s in charge of someone else’s club.
Nerf: He was a very likeable man when he was in charge of my club, too.
I really, really don’t get the disdain for him.
Tried his best, was a model professional throughout, and gave me the best season I’ve experienced in 17 years supporting this club.
Mario Götze Reportedly Wants Liverpool Move
At Bayern, Pep consistently benches Götze (one of the best young talents in world football)
Götze gets pissed and joins his mentor at Liverpool, while Pep joins Man City
Götze scores the winner against Man City soon, and Klopp celebrates (in Klopp style) in front of Pep
Transfer money well spent only for this moment. Let’s get this done.
— Jatin025
Liverpool Head of Fitness and Conditioning to Leave Club
Oh he's leaving?
I thought he had just torn his hamstring and was going to be out of action for a while!
— Luis Suarez Dentist
Guess things didn't
work out
/grins at own stupid joke
/remembers fitness,workout, leaving, danielaggergrin.gif
/cries at own subliminally sad joke
— TeenageMutantNinjaSkrtels
Liverpool and Manchester City Reportedly Open Negotiations for Barcelona’s ter Stegen
I’ve said it before but paying 20M is an easy price for solving the keeper position for the next 10 years.
— maninblack
Liverpool vs. Tottenham Hotspur: Match Preview, Team News, and Ways to Watch
latortillablanca: did rossiter's hamstring literally fall off?
Chief Ralphie the Red: They found it buried in a McDonald's ball pit.
ejbauer: we used to have dawson’s [creek] night at one of my girl [space] friend’s house each week. those were good times.
Janacek: Space friends are the best friends.
Mario Balotelli Could Double His Wages in the Chinese Super League Next Season
PHLReds: Balo was made for this. He can play at 60% every week and still score goals nonstop. Plus, there’s not enough nightlife there to get him in constant trouble.
Henderson's Hair: when was the last time he scored a goal
Watford Consider Jordon Ibe and Joe Allen Double Swoop
R2D_2: A long time ago we acquired a pacy young winger from Watford with silky smooth skills, impressive strength, huge thighs. and a massive will to win.
We’re not returning the favour.
JohnBarnesLeftThigh: You rang?
Staff Comment
Liverpool Head of Fitness and Conditioning to Leave Club
I thought we said no April Fool's posts?
Or are you actually telling me we had a fitness coach this whole time?
— Zach
Community Notes
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