Everyone's laughing in that clip either because they are 12 years old and can't believe an adult would use adult language, or because they thought he was kidding. He wasn't. And that's good, too, because Crystal Palace is no joke. Yannick Bolasie is no joke. And Liverpool's recent history with this foe is nothing to take lightly. Game on.
Full Preview: Crystal Palace vs. Liverpool
Kickoff: 1:30PM GMT/8:30AM EST from Selhurst Park
Television: Sky Sports 1 (UK); NBCSN (USA); Fox Sports 4 Australia (Australia); TSN2 (Canada); Starsports 4(India); SuperSport 3 Africa (Kenya); Fox Sports Malaysia (Malaysia); 102 (hd) mio Sports (Singapore); other listings at LiveSoccerTV
Ward, Dann, Delaney, Souare
Cabaye, Jedinak, Ledley
Zaha, Adebayor, Bolasie
Bench: Speroni, Kelly, Chung-Yong, Mutch, Sako, Gayle, Chamakh
FLANAGAN!!!, Lovren, Sakho, Moreno
Henderson, Can, Milner
Lallana, Origi, Firmino
Bench: Ward, Clyne, Toure, Coutinho, Allen, Benteke, Sturridge
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