Of all the people to get advice from...
FELLAINI?!!! SERIOUSLY?!!! -- jsiedell
Even my father was annoyed at first by my status as a reserve.
Even his father?!? Gasp! -- Chief Ralphie the Red
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Van Gaal -- Jtizzy21
Is his career nearing an end?
Sure. Would a competitor like Stevie prefer to stay in football? Of course. Would he one day like to be involved again with the club that has been his life for 30+ years? Definitely. Will that be as a manager, a coach, or some other capacity? Remains to be seen. Does Steven Gerrard use kind of an absurd number of rhetorical questions when speaking? You bet. -- Catapults
What is smooth sailing's background? I’ve seen a number of posts where he/she seems to have some sort of inside knowledge to the business world of football. -- Nayner
I believe he has a masters in Financial Badassdom. That’s a thing right? -- jeremy.wyenberg
"Math of the Day"?
Well, Shearer’s always derivative, but Murphy’s hardly integral to the show. It really functions best when Lineker has his say. Or is this take a tad obtuse?
It's time to scrub the oven. -- Mike_Lloyd
You suit us perfectly as well Mama. -- Indy Red
Klopp looked furious during the exchange. Really curious to know what he was saying to Benteke -- treetrunks
"You think you left the lights on at Melwood? Do you know how much energy that wastes?" -- G-Loff
"the tins go in the recycling, not the trash. It’s like you don’t even care to save the planet" -- Working Title
"You’re dropping out of Hotdog Thursdays? But you bring the buns! You can’t have hotdogs without buns, Christian!" -- Tras
Staff Comment of the Week
You heartless fuckers didn’t waste any time to get stuck in!!!
Gif of the Week
(via Chief Ralphie the Red)