Pre-Manchester United Overnight Open Thread (Again)

1) It's Dejan Lovren and Mamadou Sakho all the way, yay?

2) Will ping pong hero Joe Allen get a start, or is it Emre Can and Jordan Henderson holding down the fort?

3) Will the domestically suspended James Milner join the rest of the attack?

4) Daniel Sturridge, Christian Benteke, or both?

5) Will anyone see the red mist?

Bonus: What's a skill you don't have that you wish you did, but that you know you'll never have the time or inclination to properly develop even if you started now?