Klopp took Liverpool to a cup final
So he’s already bested you there Brendan. He also won a a Knockout round game in Europe so that’s another. Finally, he’s made Lovren look like a decent player so that’s three.
— Indy Red
We never found another Torres. But we found Suarez yay.
So we might not find another Suarez, but we might have found Firmino. Let’s keep it like that.
Elizabeth: CHUCK: IMPORTANT QUESTION. What does your Newcastle-loving brother think of this appointment?
Chuck: Good question! My sources have secured a quote
"It’s a true 180 for a team that looked destined for Championship football. We can now be optimistic with a top manager like Benítez. The future’s bright, the future’s black and white."
He’s been checking his phone non-stop all week hoping Newcastle could appoint Rafa before he changes his mind. Before Newcastle lost to Bournemouth last weekend, I told him that defeat would be the best thing for Newcastle so they can appoint a new manager before it’s too late. Obviously he wanted his team to win, but after they lost, he was despondent. Never seen him so frustrated with Newcastle, but he thinks they’ll stay up now. Really happy for him!
Elizabeth: to be fair, their future is always black and white
Tras: Fuckin’ Ashley… won’t even pay for colour!
I'd like to thank Klopp for taunting the away end with his white jacket.
jeremy.wyenberg: Spoiler Text hereA spine of Horn, Can, Gotze, andAs much as I used to bang the Reus drum...I just don’t see this happening. Would prefer a younger attacker.
Reuswill be delightful.
Edit: Damn you formatting for not totally blocking out my spoiler quote.
Edit2: Gotze. I want Gotze.
legendarywalton: Götze work on that formatting bro.
And your team also had a player that attacked you with a golf club, so maybe aggression isn't the best thing.
— Chief Ralphie the Red
Zach: Am I a jerk for pointing out that Lovren has never beaten United with Liverpool?
Chief Ralphie the Red: But was his head in Liverpool when we beat United or...?
Hell no!. Quick costing model
Base Price for right footed senior player – 10m
Football Intelligence – 15m
Gegenpressing – 5m
English Player Premium – 8m
Liverpool Captain Premium – 5m
Ads, likeability & Marketability – 5m
Total = 48m
There you have it future buyers, 48m + £1 is what it would take!!
Are Klopp and Lucas making pottery in that picture
— Agent moyes
I just got back from the best game of my entire life
The fans, the performance, the atmosphere. Everything was boss. Great game.
Now I’ll read first thoughts. High fives all around.
Harshit Vatsyayan: Can we have a petition
to get pony back??
These are the times I miss it the most.
Zach: First thoughts are whatever you want them to be :D
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- Filet Mignolet wondered if Christian Benteke did indeed dive.
- Geoff Twentyman took a look at some potential transfer targets whose teams are likely to get relegated.
- potluck wondered if Liverpool might get fined by UEFA after fans used them during the match against Manchester United.
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