The Week in Comments: "more like BAEwatch, amirite?"

Liverpool Draw Manchester United in Europa Round of 16

Travel should be minimal for both legs.

— thatsMatt

Grujic Discusses Signing, Is Adorable

deadlydirk_killerkuyt: Now, eagerly looking forward to the Balkan Boys monopoly night at the lovrens’.

campion: Brazilians vs. Balkans game night! Laser tag? Catch phrase?

Nerf: LAZAR TAG

The Week in Search Terms: Danny Ings Latest Transfer Fee News

richest player in the world

Pre or Post tax fraud/evasion case?

— G-Loff

Adam Lallana: more like BAEwatch, amirite?

— stugots05

Liverpool Draw Manchester United in Europa Round of 16

Someone really needs to think about starting to compile a supercut of Klopp saying "cool". Would be an overwhelming task if you tried to do it 3 years from now.

— ITStheGP

How Norwich Beat Liverpool and Tottenham to Rising Star on Deadline Day

Sometimes it seems like every teenager with a pair of cleats and a pulse is a starlet. We gotta come up with more specific language to describe the yutes so I know how worked up to get about these things. Missing out on a main sequence starlet is worse than losing a t tauri starlet, but not as bad as failing to sign a neutron starlet. Jay Spearing: red dwarf starlet. Emre Can: supergiant starlet, etc.

— toomajian

Jürgen Klopp Won't Talk Tactics Ahead of League Cup Final

If I love this guy any harder, my heart will explode.

But he keeps saying such exquisitely adorable things that it is inevitable that one day I will die of reading a quote.

— Farce of Nature

Jürgen Klopp Would Have Doubled Raheem Sterling's Value to Liverpool

Elizabeth: I keep forgetting Sterling exists. This is my momentary reminder, and I’ll forget again until Sunday.

Agent moyes: I think of him every time I see one of those T-Rex gif

Liverpool 1, Man City 1 (aet; 1-3 pens): First Thoughts

Perspective:

I just met the new lady working at my local shop, because I swung by to pick up more beer to help me through this difficult time.

"How are you?" she said.

"I’m OK," I said, "but I have football-related depression."

"Oh, no! Who’s your team?"

"Liverpool, we just lost a cup final."

She stared into the distance momentarily, a darkness forming in her eyes, and then she said "I’m Liverpool, too, but my husband’s Man City."

I am so sorry, shop lady. Stay strong. Your cause is just, and you’ll never walk alone.

— WelshRed

Grujic Discusses Signing, Is Adorable

Elizabeth: The Dejan / Lazar friendship is one of my stealth favourites. And I love way too much that Lovren was like OMG HI.

Khaine: Dejan is totally getting Grujic a custom Balkan Boys leather jacket

An oldie but a goodie. (via jeremy.wyenberg)

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• Welcome to any delurkers this week, plus our guest Dortmund fans. Apologies if I missed anyone!
• CornerKick had a bunch of thoughts on Salah and Pjanic, Antoine Griezmann, James Milner, and the hope that everything would come together for Liverpool today.
• Scousanthropus wants to know if the likes of Chelsea and Manchester City spending gazillions this summer will impact Klopp's transfer options.
• Mukul00 wonders if Liverpool might be missing Steven Gerrard in the side.
• RedSugarSexMagic wonders if Berahino might be a good option in the summer.

If it's not on this list, what was your favourite comment (not made by you!) this week?