The Week in Comments: "I laughed hard enough at this to pull a hamstring"

Stoke City 0, Liverpool 1: First Thoughts

Liverpool: Where even when you win, you lose.

— Chief Ralphie the Red

New transfer strategy
Recruit players without hamstrings.

— Indy Red

Klopp should apologize
For calling hamstring shit word. Clearly made hamstring angry.

— RedSugarSexMagic

Klopp Confirms Ilori, Kent, and Ojo Will Be Given Chance Against Exeter City

I enjoy watching Kop Kids as much as anyone else, but this is not what I had in mind

— saintgrobian

Bacon in Red: Has he leaned yet? It’s not official until I’ve seen him lean...

G-Loff: Leans have been deemed harmful to hamstrings, and thus have been discontinued at Melwood

Liverpool Reportedly Close to £7M Andrea Ranocchia Deal

Indy Red: At this point, better get all three just in case.

max-o: yeah, exactly... why not all three dot gif

legendarywalton: I laughed hard enough at this to pull a hamstring.

Exeter City vs. Liverpool: Ways to Watch, Streaming, Lineups, and Live F.A. Cup Coverage

Teixeira!!

Let’s talk about Tex baby
Let’s talk about Jaoa and me
Let’s talk about all the good Ings and the Downings that may be
Let’s talk about Tex

— toomajian

Exeter City 2, Liverpool 2: First Thoughts

thecheesycreephead: So Ilori. Was he good?
I say yes. At the very least, he was serviceable.

pretzalz: He put in a real first team performance. He came off injured.

Klopp Rules Out Henderson and Sturridge

Liberecak: Sturridge is going to be injured more and more often.
Each new injury weakens the body a tiny bit more.

Janacek: It is only a matter of time until he disintegrates completely and floats away on the wind.

FCSM: Is there a "Netflix" service for players?
Can we get a player, use him for a week or two, send him back (with injured hamstring) and get a new one?

Elizabeth: You can stream players now!

aj.joven.7: /adds "Neymar" to queue
//"Neymar" only available on DVD. :(

saintgrobian: Based on your Reus history, we recommend Reus.

BrooklynHorn: "other CB's you might like"

Stoke City 0, Liverpool 1: Man of the Match

Kolo and Wee Joe sitting in a tree
Bossing the fuck out of Stoke City.

— Chuck

(via Doctor Jan Itor)

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• Total green comments: 386

• Welcome to any delurkers this week. Apologies if I missed anyone!
• Ken Mueller shared some thoughts about Liverpool's shooting.
• AJ has the next edition of Liverpool Detective Agency.

If it's not on this list, what was your favourite comment (not made by you!) this week?