1) Is there any way we don't see Dejan Lovren in the starting line-up over Mamadou Sakho?
2) What does the first real Steven Gerrard-less midfield look like?
3) Who joins new boy Christian Benteke up top?
4) Final score?
5) HOW EXCITED ARE YOU THAT FOOTBALL IS BACK?
Bonus: If you you were introducing a friend to football and had to sell them on Liverpool as the club they should support, how would you do it if you were not allowed to invoke the club's history or its well-known fan base as a selling point?