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The Week in Comments: "Young Skrtel always had a huge appetite"

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We revisit a tiny handful of the comments made on the site in the past week.

At last, they had found Waldo.
At last, they had found Waldo.
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Community Comments

Hull City 1, Liverpool 0: First Thoughts

Nebhamoo: HOORAY FOR ME!
I didn’t watch this game. :(

R2D_2: Oh but you did...
Many times this season.
Seems like he's stopped experimenting of late
He’s found his losing combination and he’s sticking with it

— R2D_2

Taxi For Brendan?

There's more of Python's 'bring out yer dead' about the team right now

Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
LFC Fans: Here’s one.
Team: We’re not dead.
Collector: ‘Ere, they say they’re not dead.
LFC Fans: Yes they are.
Team: We’re not.
Collector: They aren’t.
LFC Fans: Well, they will be soon, they’re very ill.
Team: We’re getting better.
LFC Fans: No you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.
Collector: Well, I can’t take them like that. It’s against regulations.
Team: I don’t want to go on the cart.
LFC Fans: Oh, don’t be such a baby.
Collector: I can’t take them.
LFC Fans: Well, can you hang around till QPR? They won’t be long.
Collector: I promised I’d be at Leicester. They’re playing Chelsea today.
Team: We think we’ll go for a kickabout...
Fans: You’re not fooling anyone, you know. Isn’t there anything you could do?
Team: We feel happy. We feel happy.

[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Team with a whack of his club]

Fans: Ah, thank you very much.
Collector: Not at all. See you next season.

— Tras

Rumour Mongering: Liverpool Target Broken-Down Arsenal Retread

Mr. Sancehz: There are no spoons


Tras: Young Skrtel always had a huge appetite

Liverpool's Transfer Committee May or May Not Exist This Summer, and May Not Have Last Summer, Either

Curz: Last I heard about Agger, he was healthy and not starting for Brondby

Chief Ralphie the Red: He started and captained the team yesterday...

Agent moyes: Yeah but he didn’t hear about that :P

Liverpool Offer Brad Jones a New Contract

Chief Ralphie the Red: Don't worry
He’ll have to move to sign.

PeterRed: Ayre throws him the pen, Brad just watches as it sails past him.

Liverpool Striker Starlet Could Be Handed Debut Against Hull City

latortillablanca: [Yesil]’s a poacher with outstanding natural movement. what’s the worse that could happen, he doesn’t score a goal? he’ll fit right in!

Moldndecay: what’s the worse that could happen
He gets a straight red after 38 seconds?

If you need Memphis Depay puns in your life, we've got 'em.

Staff Comment

Liverpool 2, QPR 1: First Thoughts

ejbauer: What did the banner say? Must've missed it

Ed: "I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME AND MONEY AND SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO EXPRESS MY OPINIONS IN ANY SORT OF PUBLIC FORUM LET ALONE VIA A BANNER FLOWN ABOVE THE STADIUM PRE-MATCH"

Gif of the Week


Not strictly Liverpool, but pretty much Liverpool. (via saintgrobian)

Stats

  • Total commenters: 184
  • Total comments: 3582
  • Total recs (lenient or otherwise): 3862
  • Total green comments: 254

Community Notes

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If it's not on this list, what was your favourite comment (not made by you!) this week?