Nebhamoo: HOORAY FOR ME!
I didn’t watch this game. :(
R2D_2: Oh but you did...
Many times this season.
Seems like he's stopped experimenting of late
He’s found his losing combination and he’s sticking with it
There's more of Python's 'bring out yer dead' about the team right now
Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
LFC Fans: Here’s one.
Team: We’re not dead.
Collector: ‘Ere, they say they’re not dead.
LFC Fans: Yes they are.
Team: We’re not.
Collector: They aren’t.
LFC Fans: Well, they will be soon, they’re very ill.
Team: We’re getting better.
LFC Fans: No you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.
Collector: Well, I can’t take them like that. It’s against regulations.
Team: I don’t want to go on the cart.
LFC Fans: Oh, don’t be such a baby.
Collector: I can’t take them.
LFC Fans: Well, can you hang around till QPR? They won’t be long.
Collector: I promised I’d be at Leicester. They’re playing Chelsea today.
Team: We think we’ll go for a kickabout...
Fans: You’re not fooling anyone, you know. Isn’t there anything you could do?
Team: We feel happy. We feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Team with a whack of his club]
Fans: Ah, thank you very much.
Collector: Not at all. See you next season.
Mr. Sancehz: There are no spoons
Tras: Young Skrtel always had a huge appetite
Curz: Last I heard about Agger, he was healthy and not starting for Brondby
Chief Ralphie the Red: He started and captained the team yesterday...
Agent moyes: Yeah but he didn’t hear about that :P
Chief Ralphie the Red: Don't worry
He’ll have to move to sign.
PeterRed: Ayre throws him the pen, Brad just watches as it sails past him.
latortillablanca: [Yesil]’s a poacher with outstanding natural movement. what’s the worse that could happen, he doesn’t score a goal? he’ll fit right in!
Moldndecay: what’s the worse that could happen
He gets a straight red after 38 seconds?
If you need Memphis Depay puns in your life, we've got 'em.
ejbauer: What did the banner say? Must've missed it
Ed: "I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME AND MONEY AND SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO EXPRESS MY OPINIONS IN ANY SORT OF PUBLIC FORUM LET ALONE VIA A BANNER FLOWN ABOVE THE STADIUM PRE-MATCH"
Gif of the Week
Not strictly Liverpool, but pretty much Liverpool. (via saintgrobian)
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- Welcome to delurkers I may have missed this week!
- poorscouserbobby hosted some discussion re: a Tomkins Times piece on summer transfer business.
- kingofzachland is considering grad school in Finland and is looking for any Finnish Reds who may have advice.
- bjorn hof has a poll about available strikers who might actually consider coming to Liverpool.
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