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1) Proper fullbacks or wingbacks?
2) Steven Gerrard missed Tuesday's match against Hull, which means he's definitely starting, yes?
3) How many Jorda(o)ns make the team sheet?
4) Will Rickie Lambert lead the line as strange internet rumours suggested earlier today?
5) Who gets the first card and why?
Bonus: Choose one thing to nominate as the worst thing about the season, and then try to put an Everything's the Best spin on it, the more ludicrous the better. (Shout out to LSD for today's earlier "disaster" conversation!)