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The Week in Comments: "Will u just Klopp it Jurgen to far with this"

We revisit a tiny handful of the comments made on the site in the past week.

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The Week in Search Terms: Benitez Back to Liverpool

Will u just Klopp it Jurgen to far with this ;)

— Agent moyes

Rumour Mongering: Liverpool and Arsenal Eyeing Up Atleti Striker

He arrived at Anfield as a Boyzukic
He emerged from the crucible as a Mandzu . . . wait a minute, dude is 28 years old. This doesn’t work.

— saintgrobian

On Wasted Seasons and Tarnished Legacies

If Rodgers’ shortcomings have been so largely based on his inability to deal with the Gerrard situation, what a spectacularly stupid thing it would be for club to move on from him right as Gerrard is leaving.

— nihil in moderato
The season is only "wasted" if you define its worth by its failures.

We didn’t win a trophy. We were never likely to.
We aren’t likely to finish top four. Once United chose to spend, we were never likely to.
We haven’t scored or played like last season. Once Luis left, that style went with him (or should have).

I’m not arguing for low expectations. That’s not what Liverpool’s about.
I am arguing that we shouldn’t equate failure with wasted effort. Everybody fails all. the. time. To define worth by success is to be perpetually, irreparably miserable. Because we’re going to fail far, far more than we’re going to succeed. That’s true regardless of the manager’s decisions or Stevie’s legs.

I’ve enjoyed watching Liverpool Football Club, even when we’ve lost. I’ve enjoyed watching Steven Gerrard play, even when he’s played poorly.
I refuse to see that as a waste.

— Ignignokt

Official: Henderson Signs Five-Year Deal

If I'm planning the next 5 years of the club
from back to front I lock up Sakho, Can, Hendo, Phil and Raheem and make that the core of my team. Build around those 5.

— maninblack

Sturridge to Undertake Customized Fitness Plan During Summer

Danny is in the 'glass group' at Melwood.
Sterling said so.

— wolf-in-wolf's-clothing

Raheem Sterling to Buy Out Contract or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Baseless Stories from the FIFA Rule Book

This rumor's lack of credibility is saved by its AMBITION

— Farce of Nature
Elizabeth: there is so much reply fail in this post
You guys are better than this!

PeterRed: Elizabeth L to buy out contract with TLO to accelerate move to Bavarian Football Works after being disappointed with teammates technical qualities

Rating Rodgers' Reds: Year Zero

Joe Allen is the glue in plywood
Without Joe Allen you have several useless thin sheets of wood floating around, with Joe Allen you have a functional piece of wood greater than the sum of its parts. Hit for me too.

— PeterRed

West Brom 0, Liverpool 0: First Thoughts

Dejan Lovren’s long passing is a sight to behold if you’re into masochism.
dont judge me

— tw10

Liverpool Beating Manchester United to Memphis Depay

I read the article and was all, everything's...not...the worst?

Then I read the comments and everything’s the worst.

— Chief Ralphie the Red

Luis Suarez Dentist had some thoughts on Brendan Rodgers' mismanagement of Steven Gerrard this season. If you like Ciro Immboile puns, there's an entire comments section filled with them.

Staff Comment

Origi Looking Forward to Liverpool Move

Either we buy Vietto or we harvest Dejan’s ligaments and tendons and use them to rebuild Daniel Sturridge. I leave it up to the transfer committee to decide which route makes more sense.

— Noel

Gif of the Week

(via NTXabi)


  • Total commenters: 180
  • Total comments: 3503
  • Total recs (lenient or otherwise): 5746
  • Total green comments: 422

Shout out to LTB who got 747 recs this week, a number of recs I have literally never seen in my time doing this (most recced person each week usually averages around 350).

Community Notes

  • Welcome to delurkers Bombay_Red and maverick02. Apologies if I missed anyone!

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If it's not on this list, what was your favourite comment (not made by you!) this week?

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