Will u just Klopp it Jurgen to far with this ;)
— Agent moyes
He arrived at Anfield as a Boyzukic
He emerged from the crucible as a Mandzu . . . wait a minute, dude is 28 years old. This doesn’t work.
If Rodgers’ shortcomings have been so largely based on his inability to deal with the Gerrard situation, what a spectacularly stupid thing it would be for club to move on from him right as Gerrard is leaving.
— nihil in moderato
The season is only "wasted" if you define its worth by its failures.
We didn’t win a trophy. We were never likely to.
We aren’t likely to finish top four. Once United chose to spend, we were never likely to.
We haven’t scored or played like last season. Once Luis left, that style went with him (or should have).
I’m not arguing for low expectations. That’s not what Liverpool’s about.
I am arguing that we shouldn’t equate failure with wasted effort. Everybody fails all. the. time. To define worth by success is to be perpetually, irreparably miserable. Because we’re going to fail far, far more than we’re going to succeed. That’s true regardless of the manager’s decisions or Stevie’s legs.
I’ve enjoyed watching Liverpool Football Club, even when we’ve lost. I’ve enjoyed watching Steven Gerrard play, even when he’s played poorly.
I refuse to see that as a waste.
If I'm planning the next 5 years of the club
from back to front I lock up Sakho, Can, Hendo, Phil and Raheem and make that the core of my team. Build around those 5.
Danny is in the 'glass group' at Melwood.
Sterling said so.
This rumor's lack of credibility is saved by its AMBITION
— Farce of Nature
Elizabeth: there is so much reply fail in this post
You guys are better than this!
PeterRed: Elizabeth L to buy out contract with TLO to accelerate move to Bavarian Football Works after being disappointed with teammates technical qualities
Joe Allen is the glue in plywood
Without Joe Allen you have several useless thin sheets of wood floating around, with Joe Allen you have a functional piece of wood greater than the sum of its parts. Hit for me too.
Dejan Lovren’s long passing is a sight to behold if you’re into masochism.dont judge me
I read the article and was all, everything's...not...the worst?
Then I read the comments and everything’s the worst.
— Chief Ralphie the Red
Luis Suarez Dentist had some thoughts on Brendan Rodgers' mismanagement of Steven Gerrard this season. If you like Ciro Immboile puns, there's an entire comments section filled with them.
Either we buy Vietto or we harvest Dejan’s ligaments and tendons and use them to rebuild Daniel Sturridge. I leave it up to the transfer committee to decide which route makes more sense.
Gif of the Week
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Shout out to LTB who got 747 recs this week, a number of recs I have literally never seen in my time doing this (most recced person each week usually averages around 350).
- Welcome to delurkers Bombay_Red and maverick02. Apologies if I missed anyone!
If it's not on this list, what was your favourite comment (not made by you!) this week?