The Week in Comments: "I love this but it terrifies me"

Coutinho, Sakho, and Henderson to Miss Besiktas Match

Just to be clear...
Balo takes pens over Skrtel, right?

— RedTillImDead

Rumour Mongering: Liverpool Preparing Khedira Contract

I always presumed Gerrard’s natural successor would be Immobile.

— Petsen2

Liverpool Favourites in Top Four Race and on Form to Challenge Arsenal for Third

All this optimism is making me pessimistic..

— BrooklynHorn

Rumour Mongering: Liverpool Preparing Khedira Contract

I’d put our rumor-mongered all-stars up against any club’s in the world.

— nihil in moderato

Sami Khedira to shield the defence, Sami Hyppia to coach it

One Sami to shield them all, One Sami to with the ball find them,
One Sami to bring them all and in the defence bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Lovrens lie.

J. R. R. Tolkein

— PeterRed

Gerrard Invites Alonso and Torres to Second Liverpool Testimonial

NOSTALGIAGEDDON 2015 sponsored by Standard Chartered and Kay Jewelers ("Every PK ends with K")
REMEMBER-WHEN-WE-WERE-RELEVANT 2015 sponsored by Kodak

— saintgrobian

Coutinho, Sakho, and Henderson to Miss Besiktas Match

Chief Ralphie the Red: Sounds like some pulls of the prioties muscle

kingofzachland: Right?
Hendo: Hey boss, I just wanted to talk to you about…
Brendao:—yes, we’ll talk about Man City after Besiktas.
Hendo: No, about tomorrow…
Brendao: Yes, I know you’re injured.
Hendo: Wha…? No, I’m ready to…
Brendao: Hit the physio? Wise move, gotta be fit for City.
Hendo: But I’m not injured.
Brendao: I know you’re injured, that’s why you’re not playing until Sunday. Sorry, I have a plane to catch!

Liverpool Favourites in Top Four Race and on Form to Challenge Arsenal for Third

I love this but it terrifies me

— Ed

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• Total green comments: 362

• Welcome to delurkers idclark and Texan5513. Apologies if I missed anyone!
• Ken Mueller talked about whether or not goal differential really matters.

If it's not on this list, what was your favourite comment (not made by you!) this week?