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The Week in Comments: "Lack of quad depth"

We revisit a tiny handful of the comments made on the site in the past week.

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Community Comments

Liverpool 1, Besiktas 0: First Thoughts

Kanye West thought Beyonce should have taken the penalty. Taylor Swift declined to comment.

— saintgrobian
Shut up, Gerrard.

When the captain is automatic from the spot, then yeah, captain gets to be first in line to take PKs. The armband doesn’t make everyone who wears it awesome at PKs though, so I don’t see what being a captain has to do with taking the penalty. You don’t leadership the ball into the net.

— nihil in moderato

Markovic Banned for Four Europa League Matches by UEFA

Petsen2: Four games?? Seems incredibly harsh.

eatable hero: For a minute there I thought he bit somebody.
Mistaken identity!
Is Marko being punished for assassinating Archduke Franz Ferdinand? Because I would agree with a 4-match ban for that.

— Farce of Nature

Watch: Mario Balotelli vs. Besiktas

Petsen2: According to fantasy football scout Balotelli should be next in line. (After Gerrard) They are usually spot on, I think.

Elizabeth: spot on pun rec

Petsen2: not intended but I’ll take it!

wolf-in-wolf's-clothing: Said Balo to Hendo.

Steven Gerrard Wrong to Publicly Criticize Mario Balotelli

Chief Ralphie the Red: I think that picture is what Stevie will look like when he gets a talking to from his superiors.

Fowler Bless You, Mr. Rosewater: "Steven, what you said does not hold up with the values of Liverpool F.C"
"Yes boss, I know."
"Now you know how we handle things like this, don’t you?"
"Oh no… boss, but plea-"
"You’ll be rooming with Enrique"

Barnes Advises Raheem Sterling to Sign a New Deal and Stick Around

I would like to thank the photographer for capturing me in my pomp

— JohnBarnesLeftThigh
Fallacycal : The player in the background is like ‘damn son’.

Khaine: Developing a quad deficiency complex

Fallacycal : Lack of quad depth

Staff Comment

Rumour Mongering: Liverpool Beating Real Madrid in Chase for Brazilian Star

i'm dead. i've died. tell my unconceived (i think) children i love them.

— latortillablanca

Gif of the Week

(via she is a god)

But we'll have a bonus gif as this one got posted last minute and someone really loves it.

(via Quicksloth)


  • Total commenters: 260
  • Total comments: 4642
  • Total recs (lenient or otherwise): 5461
  • Total green comments: 339

Community Notes

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If it's not on this list, what was your favourite comment (not made by you!) this week?

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