The Week in Comments: "I’d like to dedicate this match to Aidy Ward."

Manchester City 1 Liverpool 4: First Thoughts

I’d like to dedicate this match to Aidy Ward.

— DLH2160

Awesome match. Better than the first one I watched against Crystal Palace. I still don’t really understand what I am watching but I sure do enjoy it!

— Zinto

Manchester City 1, Liverpool 4: Blue Moon Falling

A reading from the Kloppspel, verses 1-4
And thus Fowler spoke unto his son, "Jurgen, today you shall defeat the Great City. Your critics widely proclaim that thine side is not strong enough. They believe you will fall to the power of their Argentinian rockets and Belgian bombs as they fight with the strength of the d££mon whom they call Rah££m."
"But Fowler," cried Jurgen, "Saints Sakho and Sturridge aren’t fit to fight! How am I to combat the might of the City?"
"My son, I shall guide you to victory. The Brothers of Brazil shall crush their Hart and I will ensure that the d££mon is at bay. Furthermore, I shall demonstrate my true abilities and bestow upon Dejan the Dunce the ability to defend! He shall become Dejan the Defender worth something remotely close to his transfer fee!"
And so Jurgen smiled widely and replied to Fowler in all his eloquence, "Cool."
And so as Jurgen’s Army attacked the City of Emptyhad, Fowler’s promises were fulfilled, and all was cool.

— Anfield Penguin

Liverpool FC Transfer News: Reds Near £20M Granit Xhaka Deal

Transfer Rumors are so much better under Klopp then they were under Rodgers. He’s really improved the fundamentals of Transfer Rumors, really turned them into world class rumors.

— Indy Red

Lucas: Klopp "Has Shown He Trusts Me a Lot"

And this, kids, is why you don't give up
Dont ever give up. #teamLucas4eva

— Mr. Sanchez

Manchester City 1 Liverpool 4: Man of the Match

Excerpt from knee-jerk Liverpool supporter's diary

Sunday, November 8, 2015
Dear Diary,
Emre Can is shit. Sell him and buy another midfielder.

Saturday, November 21, 2015
Dear Diary,
Emre Can is the future. Did you see that backheel?

— ITStheGP

Lovren Determined to Seize Starting Opportunity

DouglasQuaid: Choosing to get behind him. No point in lamenting his presence any more. We need him right now. YNWA, Dejan. Do us proud.

latortillablanca: no i agree
it takes very little to get behind dejan

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