The Week in Comments: "Quite possibly the lowest point in Chelsea’s 11 year history"

Youngsters Teixeira, Brannagan, and Randall Set to Start Against Bournemouth

G-Loff: Bring it on Cherries, the Yutes are coming! I hear this guy is going to be in the lineup today to fill in for Benteke


Agent moyes: Rossiter is injured mate

Christian Benteke Suffers Potentially Serious Knee Injury

DouglasQuaid: What information do you have that says it’s potentially serious

ChrisLFC: Liverpool.

Klopp Says Roberto Firmino Was “the Best Player in the Bundesliga”

Mex_: It's no fun beating a dead horse
But this is the first I’ve heard of Rodgers not actually wanting Firmino, which is just insane to me. What an absolutely bonkers transfer history Rodgers has.

MichaeLFC: To Rodgers' credit, CIES actually has Dejan Lovren as the best player in the Bundesliga last year.

Carragher: “There Are Problems with That Squad”

Liberecak: Anyone for Moreno at left wing?
Enrique in at left back? Anybody?

Tras: "Left back" in the dressing room. Amirite?

Chelsea 1, Liverpool 3: First Thoughts

"I have nossing to say." His head’s gone hasn’t it.
Quite possibly the lowest point in Chelsea’s 11 year history.

— Bentaco

Post Match interview with JM
"Nothing to say."
"What about the overall performance?"
"Nothing to say."
"What about the time added on?"
"Nothing to say."
"What about the Lucas foul?"
"Nothing to say."
"What about your future with the club?"
"Nothing to say."
"Best Star Trek movie ever?"
"Wrath of Khan, obvs."

— saintgrobian

Won away at a relegation-battling side.
NBD.

— Ignignokt

Moral of the story:
Yokohama tyres don’t hold up well during parking.

— LiverRed

Klopp Happy With Team's Strong Reaction During Chelsea Game

That’s funny, I was happy with the reaction, too IT’S LIKE WE’RE THE SAME PERSON.

— Noel

(via Gavin Wright)

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