The Week in Comments: "Mr. Klopp, meet ETW"

Carlo Ancelotti was “Offered the Liverpool Job”

I’m happy with Klopp and would have been delighted with Ancelotti, but mostly I struggle to see why Harry’s getting involved at all.
I’m happy with Klopp and would have been delighted with Ancelotti. Mostly I struggle to see why Harry’s getting involved at all.

I had to change it because Harry doesn’t belong in the same sentence with the other two. Hush, Harry. Go away.

— toomajian

Klopp Will Look to Promote from Within at Liverpool Says Dortmund Youth Coach

Chuck: Watch this space!

jakesinger777: This one?

aj.joven.7: No, silly.
The one vacated by Lovren.

Liverpool’s Player of the Month: September

Wait, we’ve played games already? I thought the season started this Saturday?

— campion

Danny Ings Ruled Out For Season with Ruptured Knee Ligaments

Mr. Sanchez: Positivity rec and agreed on the options available for striker and liking them as you do. #teamSinclairwillbethenewFalcao

ITStheGP: #TeamCanSinclairBeTheOldFalcaoInstead

Klopp Certain Liverpool Have Enough Striking Options Despite Injuries

Mr. Klopp, meet ETW.

ETW, meet... wait. What… What are you doing, Klopp? Wait. No. NO!! Run ETW! RUN!!! He’s going to destroy you!!!...

— deadlydirk_killerkuyt

Danny Ings Ruled Out For Season with Ruptured Knee Ligaments

The football gods giveth with one hand, then upendeth your box of donuts with the other.

Absolutely gutted for Ings.

— Tras

Robert Lewandowski: Jürgen Klopp At "Optimal Club"

Yes, Robert, why don't you just optimalize yourself into a LFC shirt...
C’mon... it’ll be alright.

— jeremy.wyenberg

Klopp Has “No Intention” of Signing Borussia Dortmund Stars

what's the point of hiring this guy at all then?

— saintgrobian

Liverpool Players to Give Extra Five Percent Against Spurs, Says Kane

Kane’s been so ineffective this season, they’re showing him in 8-bit.

— Tras, re: this gif

Klopp Assistant Arrival Delayed by Work Permit Issues

there’s only room for one rush here, and he’s a silver foxed assassin with eyes like the sea after a storm.

— latortillablanca

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• Total comments: 1987
• Total recs (lenient or otherwise): 4957
• Total green comments: 373

• Welcome to delurkers denhoffi. Apologies if I missed anyone!
• RedInOz had some thoughts about mental health and Liverpool FC.
• NimjaIV led discussion on an unofficialy song for TLO.

If it's not on this list, what was your favourite comment (not made by you!) this week?