This is usually all about other teams and the hope that they'll do something stupid that we can laugh at, but today is about Daniel Sturridge's return and lovely, lovely goal. He is most certainly back:
Right, so it's Manchester City hosting Chelsea at 5:30PM GMT/12:30PM EST, and not much else going on around the continent. Best bet is probably to go back and forth between watching the goal above and that match, and then realizing you've spent the last five hours watching just the goal and drawing hearts around that picture of Philippe Coutinho and Daniel Sturridge hugging after Sturridge scored against Notts County last season. That is a perfectly acceptable way to spend your Saturday.
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