Sounds like your brain and your heart don’t get Alonso well.
— Ian9, on Mr Snrub's duelling thoughts on a Xabi return to LFC
Kid would fit our system well
— Tim Salt
I'm glad it took 37 comments for someone to mention Cavani
— Chief Ralphie the Red
Elizabeth: I'd like to think that Suarez could at least be helpful in that regard. There is literally no one else who is in a better position to say “This club will support you through thick and thin, no matter what you do, if you produce on the pitch” and have it be genuinely believable.
saintgrobian: “And by thick, I mean Chiellini’s shoulder, whereas by thin, I mean Ivanovic’s arm.”
JustinNole: LVG's Mother wears army boots. And makes a horrendous turkey sandwich. Now, shots have been fired.
PeterRed: Difficult to make a decent turkey sandwich though. Often the turkey is quite dry, normally you would pair it 4 parts turkey, 4 parts lettuce, 2 parts mayo, but that seems quite quintessentially British in its construction. You get these ideas from the continent that it is perhaps better as 4 parts Turkey, 2 parts Lettuce, 3 parts Mayo and 1 part tomato. But then when you come up against a similar construction in a BLT The BLT will adopt similar ratios but the increased mobility of bacon will prevent it drying out like the turkey. Luckily when it comes to sandwiches our manger is flexible enough to do away with turkey and use Chorizo instead for a bit of flair.
stugots05: Yeah, but what happens when one of the parts of turkey, doesn’t track back and allows another sandwich’s mayonnaise a chance to spread itself into the corner of your bread?
PeterRed: You accept it's nearly out of date and buy yourself a younger, Spanish Turkey
Not a Unicorn, not a Dragon, not a special ring, not an Alien life form, not an honest Politician, not a Downing goal, not an on schedule book from George RR Martin. But something much rarer! The near mythical left back. Come and see this this wonder, it may not come again for a thousand years.
— Luis Suarez Dentist
I was holding a sleeping baby when Countinho made that pass
I am now holding a yelling baby.
totokia: Is Lovren yelling at Glen? Nice.
kingofzachland: I'm surprised you can make out Lovren
With 40,000 others yelling at Johnson.
That hug is midseason form
— Amelia L
ihatejoeallen: the human right act of 199... defends my right to post in any manner i so desire
Did u see the rhyme there
(Although the entire ihatejoeallen comments thread is pretty good.)
Fallacycal shared a clip of Emre Can pronouncing his own name.
The Mexican't: If it's not £40M+1
Then Arsenal can fuck right off.
(Edited to cover language.)
EDIT: Arsenal can fuck right off
(Edited to reveal language)
Gif of the Week
- Total commenters: 250
- Total comments: 4275
- Total recs (lenient or otherwise): 6196
- Total green comments: 397
- Welcome to delurkers Klopp_Jur_Hans, Fallacycal, and of course Tim Salt. Apologies if I missed anyone!
- JohnBarnesLeftThigh wants to know what the point of the Academy is.
- bthomsen shared the impact of losing Suarez.
- Chabalala wants to know why Agger should stay at Liverpool.
- I made some Daniel Agger-inspired mittens.
If it's not on this list, what was your favourite comment (not made by you!) this week?