Please be nice to Stoke
They gave us 4million for Charlie Adam.
Davetree: Moreno's bird. I was expecting her to be a lot hotter.
nihil in moderato: That's a dolphin.
So you saw him train with dedication, destroy England, and then bite a dude? I think you’re pretty well caught up...
— R2D_2, summarising Luis Suarez for a new fan
The Mexican't: Wonder what type of reception he'll get when Barça visit Anfield for game 1 of the CL group stage.
Elizabeth: How do you say "Awkward" in Spanish?
The Mexican't: I think it's "me mordió"
He_Drinks_Sangria: It’s pronounced “shit, Barca really did get that ban lifted because otherwise he wouldn’t have been able to play in this game”
Can we just sell him to West Ham? They have a nice history of buying our players for more than they are worth. I bet we could get 100+ million from them easily.
— Indy Red
More than a club...
— Stephen Schmidt
All of this praise regarding Suarez's humility surely means they would be willing to increase the fee 20%, right?
I would pay SO HARD for Aspas to have a 30-goal season.
he’s slick, he’s red, he tucks his shorts up round his head – Alexis Sanchez.
— latortillablanca, who already has Sanchez' song picked out
you take the thread. you take the jack. you take em both and there you have. The TLO Facts of Life.
That... wouldn’t be a bad deal actually. A million after 50 league appearances, a million if Liverpool win the Premier League title, a million if Rodgers subs Gerrard when Liverpool are 3 nil up with half an hour to go...
— Chuck, on potential add-ons in the Lovren deal
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