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Community Comments
Rumour Mongering: Aurier Uses Liverpool as Bargaining Chip with Arsenal
“Hey Glen, did you see that report about Liverpool and Aurier?”
“Eh? Where’s that?”
“It was on the page you were looking at a few minutes ago . . . you clicked right past it.”
“Oh well, I’m not going to track back just to cover that.”
— saintgrobian
Moreno Deal Could Include Aspas as Makeweight
Aspas being thrown in during the figurative last three minutes of this deal process would be too fitting.
— nihil in moderato
Rumour Mongering: Suarez to Madrid Was Only a Matter of Time
Suarez Goes to Madrid
So does the rest of Liverpool. In the CL Semis. We kick their stupid heart-making-pointing-at-thigh-after-goal-buying asses.
— maxo-o
Liverpool Reportedly Agree Terms With Bayer Midfielder
CAN you believe it?
You Leverkusen guessed, but a new midfielder is Emre-nent.
— Johnny Luken
Official: Liverpool Agree Emre Can Deal
Like taking Candy from Bayerby
— CincyLPoolReds4ever
Transfer Scouting: Emre Can of Bayer Leverkusen
foxxes: Dear lord that hair. I’d almost go as far as saying it’s the best hair in the team.
ZigZig99: Suso says hello
janeytee: Brad Jones tells you to hold your horses
treetrunks : Hendo is hopping in protest
flashred: skrtel doesnt give a damn
The Liverpool Offside's Transfer Round-Up: We Need to Talk Edition
Does that mean they're going all out for 3rd place next year?
— Liberecak, on the rumour that Arsenal are signing Hulk
Glen Johnson Rejects Contract Extension, Queens Park Rangers Express Interest
Elizabeth: I accidentally googled Luis Alberto Moreno last night
But he’s a registered sex offender in Florida. :(
Livernerd: Strange. I also googled A registered sexy defender an got Alberto Moreno!!!!
Sami Hyypiä Named Brighton and Hove Albion Manager After Bayer Leverkusen Spell
Ignignokt: in managing, it’s not where you start, it’s where you Finnish.
G-Loff: And here at TLO, we couldn’t be Hyppia for him
A sehr wunderbar Deutsch pun train gained steam.
Staff Comment
Pepe Reina Future Up In The Air After Napoli Deal Fails
Dear Sam;
I know we said we wouldn’t come to you again but we need your help. Please. We know you have it in your heart to help us again like you did with Carroll and Downing and Cole. And we promise Reina will actually be good for you. For reals and stuff this time. Please Big Sam, you’re our only hope.
Love,
Liverpool
— Noel
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Community Notes
- Welcome to delurkers SCS100 and Nerf. Apologies if I missed anyone!
- DasBoot_8 invites everyone to participate in a World Cup fantasy pool.
- maxo-o wants to know if you have any public viewing plans for the World Cup that you'd like to share with the group.
- Charlottes Webster hosted some discussion about StatsBomb's Lallana vs Shaqiri numbers.
If it's not on this list, what was your favourite comment (not made by you!) this week?