“Hey Glen, did you see that report about Liverpool and Aurier?”
“Eh? Where’s that?”
“It was on the page you were looking at a few minutes ago . . . you clicked right past it.”
“Oh well, I’m not going to track back just to cover that.”
Aspas being thrown in during the figurative last three minutes of this deal process would be too fitting.
— nihil in moderato
Suarez Goes to Madrid
So does the rest of Liverpool. In the CL Semis. We kick their stupid heart-making-pointing-at-thigh-after-goal-buying asses.
CAN you believe it?
You Leverkusen guessed, but a new midfielder is Emre-nent.
— Johnny Luken
Like taking Candy from Bayerby
foxxes: Dear lord that hair. I’d almost go as far as saying it’s the best hair in the team.
ZigZig99: Suso says hello
janeytee: Brad Jones tells you to hold your horses
treetrunks : Hendo is hopping in protest
flashred: skrtel doesnt give a damn
Does that mean they're going all out for 3rd place next year?
— Liberecak, on the rumour that Arsenal are signing Hulk
Elizabeth: I accidentally googled Luis Alberto Moreno last night
But he’s a registered sex offender in Florida. :(
Livernerd: Strange. I also googled A registered sexy defender an got Alberto Moreno!!!!
Ignignokt: in managing, it’s not where you start, it’s where you Finnish.
G-Loff: And here at TLO, we couldn’t be Hyppia for him
A sehr wunderbar Deutsch pun train gained steam.
I know we said we wouldn’t come to you again but we need your help. Please. We know you have it in your heart to help us again like you did with Carroll and Downing and Cole. And we promise Reina will actually be good for you. For reals and stuff this time. Please Big Sam, you’re our only hope.
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