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The Week in Comments: "Like taking Candy from Bayerby"

We revisit a tiny handful of the comments made on the site in the past week.

Clive Brunskill

Community Comments

Rumour Mongering: Aurier Uses Liverpool as Bargaining Chip with Arsenal

“Hey Glen, did you see that report about Liverpool and Aurier?”

“Eh? Where’s that?”

“It was on the page you were looking at a few minutes ago . . . you clicked right past it.”

“Oh well, I’m not going to track back just to cover that.”

— saintgrobian

Moreno Deal Could Include Aspas as Makeweight

Aspas being thrown in during the figurative last three minutes of this deal process would be too fitting.

— nihil in moderato

Rumour Mongering: Suarez to Madrid Was Only a Matter of Time

Suarez Goes to Madrid
So does the rest of Liverpool. In the CL Semis. We kick their stupid heart-making-pointing-at-thigh-after-goal-buying asses.

— maxo-o

Liverpool Reportedly Agree Terms With Bayer Midfielder

CAN you believe it?
You Leverkusen guessed, but a new midfielder is Emre-nent.

— Johnny Luken

Official: Liverpool Agree Emre Can Deal

Like taking Candy from Bayerby

— CincyLPoolReds4ever

Transfer Scouting: Emre Can of Bayer Leverkusen

foxxes: Dear lord that hair. I’d almost go as far as saying it’s the best hair in the team.

ZigZig99: Suso says hello

janeytee: Brad Jones tells you to hold your horses

treetrunks : Hendo is hopping in protest

flashred: skrtel doesnt give a damn

The Liverpool Offside's Transfer Round-Up: We Need to Talk Edition

Does that mean they're going all out for 3rd place next year?

— Liberecak, on the rumour that Arsenal are signing Hulk

Glen Johnson Rejects Contract Extension, Queens Park Rangers Express Interest

Elizabeth: I accidentally googled Luis Alberto Moreno last night
But he’s a registered sex offender in Florida. :(

Livernerd: Strange. I also googled A registered sexy defender an got Alberto Moreno!!!!

Sami Hyypiä Named Brighton and Hove Albion Manager After Bayer Leverkusen Spell

Ignignokt: in managing, it’s not where you start, it’s where you Finnish.

G-Loff: And here at TLO, we couldn’t be Hyppia for him

A sehr wunderbar Deutsch pun train gained steam.

Staff Comment

Pepe Reina Future Up In The Air After Napoli Deal Fails

Dear Sam;

I know we said we wouldn’t come to you again but we need your help. Please. We know you have it in your heart to help us again like you did with Carroll and Downing and Cole. And we promise Reina will actually be good for you. For reals and stuff this time. Please Big Sam, you’re our only hope.


— Noel


  • Total commenters: 187
  • Total comments: 2469
  • Total recs (lenient or otherwise): 3393
  • Total green comments: 214

Community Notes

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