The Week in Comments: "For £25M he better be good at leaning on stuff"

Uruguay Advance Oh Hi There Luis Suarez Moment of Insanity

Luis Suarez Dentist: why pretend to understand genius? Van gogh cut off his own ear. The point of genius is that us mere mortals can’t comprehend it. Love youLuis Suarez. Ynwa.

kingofzachland: I was wondering when you’d show up. Do the teeth marks match his records?

Transfer Scouting: Adam Lallana

Liberecak: Hull look like Chelsea. [in a Southampton v Hull gif.]

nihil in moderato: Knew it wasn’t Chelsea before looking at the team names because there are only 7 players behind the ball when the clip starts

For £25M he better be good at leaning on stuff

— GunSaladin

World Cup Day Thirteen: Italy v. Uruguay; Costa Rica v. England

I guess I wasn't the only one who was thinking of Italian for lunch

— saintgrobian

Unnamed Sources Say Suarez Wants Barcelona Move

Haughmill: PANICCCCCCCCCC

Ed: *PJANIC

nihil in moderato: at the Isco?

Rumour Mongering: £110m Worth of Transfer Targets Lined Up for Liverpool

It’s as close as the FIFA uniform regulations will let him get to joining Team No Pants

— ArunK, on Alexis Sanchez's favouring of DIY short shorts

Suarez: "These are Just Things That Happen"

I don't know about ant of you, but I'm ready to get back to discussing the relative merits of full backs in the 12-20 million pound range.

— Liberecak

Indy Red had some nice thoughts on Suarez.

Rumour Mongering: Liverpool Retain Interest in Deal for Barcelona Forward

saintgrobian: I don’t speak Serbian so someone please reassure me that Markovic isn’t pronounced “La-Me-La”. Cheers.

Noel: I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced PEW-PEW-PEW while you squint and make finger-pistols.

(via Chabalala)

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• Welcome to all of this week's delurkers, whose names I can no longer find but who we're excited to have nonetheless!
• If you're looking to chill out, saintgrobian made an LFC mixtape.
• CaliforniaJag is a new member and new Liverpool fan who had a whole bunch of questions you may be interested in weighing in on.
• kindred is working out Luis Suarez's value to the team, points-wise, and how his absence — either due to the ban or due to being sold — will impact Liverpool's season.