At some point during silly season, I will be hopping into the Saintmobile to escape the interminable reports about "unnamed sources", and will, needless to say, require a soundtrack for my voyages. Here is my provisional list thus far, with each song tailored to a particular squad member. Any omissions are not due to oversight, but rather due to a failure of inspiration on my part, and your assistance would be most welcome.

Mignolet - Hold On - Wilson Phillips (I'm really, really sorry about this one)

Flanagan - The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get - Morrissey

Skrtel - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool - Jimmy Osmond

Agger - You Ain't Goin' Nowhere - Bob Dylan

Sakho - Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J

Johnson - She's Lost Control - Joy Division

Gerrard - I Don't Want To Talk About It - Rod Stewart

Coutinho - Eu Não Existo Sem Você - Antonio Carlos Jobim

Allen - Little Red Rooster - Howlin' Wolf

Leiva - I've Forgotten More Than You'll Ever Know (about the DM position) - Skeeter Davis (this may not have been the actual title)

Henderson - This Tornado Loves You - Neko Case

Sturridge - You Should Be Dancing - The Bee Gees

Sterling - Stay Positive - The Hold Steady

Suarez - If You Gotta Go, Go Now - Bob Dylan (again)

Lambert - The Green, Green Grass of Home - Tom Jones

B-Sides

Moses - You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly - Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn

Aspas - We Must Have Been Out Of Our Minds - George Jones