The Week in Comments: "I’ll call him SLAMBERT"

Report: Liverpool Lodge Rickie Lambert Bid

/clicks on TLO
/sees 6 substantially different rumors within 24 hours
/maniacally tries to remove June-August from his calendar using a chainsaw

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

— BrooklynHorn

Liverpool Place £16m Moreno Bid with Suso's Fate Unclear

He_Drinks_Sangria: Sevilla’s kit made by Warrior? I’m no expert on transfers, but I’m pretty sure that seals the deal.

Ed: Well you certainly sound like an expert.

jeremy.wyenberg: Maybe he just plays one on tv?

Ed: Transfer expert by day/photoshop aficionado by night/cheating diver forever

Rickie Lambert Completes Liverpool Medical Ahead of Switch from Southampton

ya i’d make him a ham sandwich. id even prolly breakdown and grill it for him, so its all cheesy and melty. nice fresh pickle on the side. some kale chips.

— latortillablanca

Transfer Scouting: Rickie Lambert

He’s also got a hammer of a right foot, which shows up on his excellent free kicks and shots from outside the box.

If that happens, then I’ll call him SLAMBERT
And thats how the attack still maintains it’s Ssss

— aamedh

Sakho Named France Captain in Lloris' Absence

Sorry, Sahko! You are my second favourite French captain, after Captain Jean-Luc Picard!!!

— Amelia L

Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz: Galáctico?

Luis Alberto Suarez Diaz to Real?
If they have those +100 mil, they can have Luis Alberto. Suarez stays here. I have no idea, who the Diaz guy is.

— marque_pierre

Neb had some theories about how the Alberto Moreno deal is going down. latortillablanca broke down Chuck's "Who and What is a Liverpool player" qualities for Moreno.

Rickie Lambert Completes Liverpool Medical Ahead of Switch from Southampton

Noel: That Adam Lallana behind the bushes on the right? Round about the 1:11 mark? Pretty sure that’s Lallana...

Ed: BUSH LOOKS OVERPRICED TOO

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