All these shiny new toys set to take part in shiny new locations (unless it's Stoke, then it's neither shiny nor new), and likely that only a few will be actually playing on the day. No matter, because the football's got more than enough to keep your hungover mind occupied--the typically volatile Tyne-Wear Derby starts the day off in style at St. James' Park, where Fabio Borini will look to continue his strong run of form under Gus Poyet, while Everton host an improving Aston Villa side that's been very good away from home and tricky away fixtures await Spurs (at Hull City) and Manchester United (at Stoke).
There's continental happenings to keep track of as well, and you can check out ESPNFC's live scores page or LiveSoccerTV, which has a schedule along with live and repeat viewings on offer through legal providers. Check your local listings and the LiveSoccer schedule page to catch up, and feel free to talk about any and all of it below. Reminder that links to illegal streaming sites will be removed immediately and repeat offenders will be banned.