Seems a Lille premature.
gaksital: Just because its ETW, I've decided to add another thing to the list : MACRO REUS...
...is injured again. This is his 2nd injury of the 2014-2015 season and its his 5th one this year. Unfortunately his ankle ligaments are worse than ever and he has a worse injury record than Sturridge….. Let that sink in okay.
DasBoot_8: I heard Micro Reus is better anyway
Quicker feet, lower center of gravity, etc...
Khaine: I MADE THIS JOKE ON THE SAME MISSPELLING A WEEK AGO AND GOT 2 RECS GODDAMNIT
Every boyband needs a catchy name
"(Not Quite) N Sync (with Dejan)"
"New Skrts on the Block"
"Diego Costa I Will Crush You"
Also rejected: "Boyzonal Marking on Corners"
— saintgrobian, on Skrtel's boy band looks when he has hair
When people say not trying, what do they really mean?
Because to me that sounds like a cop out. They are frustrated that Balo isn’t producing like they wanted, so instead of trying to think of why that is – like maybe the midfield isn’t creating enough, or maybe he is simply out of form – the default response is that "he isn’t trying". If the solution to scoring goals is just to try, then the world would be so easy. If by "trying" you mean he isn’t putting in the effort/running, then that is clearly and demonstrably false. This piece by the Daily Mail says the following:He covered 5.2 miles in his 79 minutes against Chelsea. That is equivalent to 5.8 miles across 90 minutes – which just happens to be the average distance covered by Luis Suarez in games against the top four last season.Seeing as how the whole team is under-performing attacking wise and how we are having massive problems in the defence and the midfield, blaming Balotelli and saying he is not trying is in and of itself, us not trying to think of the team performance in a rational and constructive way.
Diamonds are for never
— Chief Ralphie the Red
If Liverpool and Italy bicker over his handling here
Can we please please please refer to it as the "First Pubic War"?
There was a sudden onset ETW haiku train.
Ed: Everybody’s all down in the dumps until someone writes a post about being down in the dumps, then it’s WOAH WOAH WOAH BUDDY NOT SO FAST WITH THE NUMBERS AND THE DEPRESSING THINGS
Khaine: WE WANT TO DOOM MONGER ON OUR OWN TERMS THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Gif of the Week
Well he is a better goalscorer than Mignolet
— Moves Like Moreno
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