His fling with Fernando Torres was a glorious, passionate affair -- a summer of countryside...
His fling with Fernando Torres was a glorious, passionate affair -- a summer of countryside lovemaking and frolics across the Old Trafford turf -- but now the England captain must cosy up to his new Uruguayan clinch without the vitality and soft skin of his youth.
A bizarre piece of writing about Steven Gerrard from Soccernet.