Since more than a few people expressed a preference for the official Premier League version of fantasy football, we've gone ahead and created another league over there. Click the link to go to the league page home, select "private league", and enter 1306195-304235 to join up.
We'll run both this and the ESPN one throughout the year, and there's a 100% possibility that I'll forget about my participation in both by the time Saturday's match is done giving me an anxiety attack. Hopefully it'll be a fun thing for us all as the season progresses. Or it won't, but if nothing else the infighting can shift from incorrect opinions about player value to focusing on a false sense of superiority because you randomly picked a player who got points and stuff.
Just like it was intended.