Or: An open thread, 'cause the last one's getting too damn full...
Torres may have asked Liverpool to consider Chelsea's offer?
Eh, seems unlikely, and they might still land Suarez, which
would make Torres super-happy and stuff...
Holy fuck, Torres and Suarez together at LFC?!
I am somewhat moderately excited by this concept and
would like to subscribe to your newsletter...
And while I'm at it, god bless those magnificent bastards at FSG
for coming through in the clutch. I may have had doubts for a while there,
but seriously, you guys fucking rock...
Wait, reputable journos like Tony Barrett and Rory Smith
are saying Torres might actually want out?
Fuck. That. Noise. Not a chance...
Oh, hey there, Chelsea...
But still, I mean, no way would Torres actually hand in
a written request with three days left in the window...
Oh. Damn.