Assuming you think that a match actually took place tonight.
Part I: This is the void where your excitement for Liverpool used to live.
Part II: Already qualified and playing a side that were already eliminated, Liverpool were atrocious.
Part III: It was hoofball, sinking deep, lacking pulse, one of the more boring matches in memory.
Part IV: Already qualified, on the strength of two wins and four draws. It's a celebration, bitches!