You go for a little jog, you come back, and your team has a new left winger. Not bad.
Despite Chelsea fans calling us the New Chelsea, which is a bit odd when you think about it considering they will never be the new Liverpool and, well, it's basically insulting yourself when you insult someone by calling them you (okay, I just confused myself there), where was I? Oh, yeah, no, we're not the new Chelsea, we bought two young players at pretty decent prices, we didn't buy fifteen at twice their value. We have local boys, you have, uh, the senior West Ham squad? (No offense to West Ham, btw) Not even a decent attempt to insult.
£11.5m, not bad at all. Anyhow, he's signed. A defender next, please.